Roll’s got a fever…

… and the only prescription… is more soul-crushingly difficult 2-D platforming madness! I know I’m up for the challenge, because, like the legendary American hero, The Ultimate Warrior… I LIVE FOR ANGER AND FRUSTRATION! Those of you who have bravely traversed the treacherous halls of Dr. Wily’s Castle from Mega Man 9 will know exactly what I’m talking about. I have bittersweet memories (more sweet than bitter) of spending an entire day, from sun-up to sun-down (well after sun-down, mind you), locked in a sweaty-palmed virtual grudge match with that evil bastard’s labyrinth of death traps… and you know what? I can’t wait to do it all over again!

At least Capcom seems to have a sense of humor about their atrocious U.S. box art choices...

I sense a Mega Marathon in anticipation of it’s March 2010 release date…